THIS ONE WRITES ITSELF

This is so perfect it seems made up, but... Zookeepers in Germany have allegedly been suspended and are under police investigation for eating some of the zoo's animals - chickens and sheep. But wait - here's the kicker - they were animals featured in a petting zoo frequented by little kids! Awwwwww. "Mommy, where did Mister Wooly go today?"

But come on - it's not like this is a complete surprise.