BIG MAC ATTACK

Finally fed up after all the beating it's taking on the stock exchange, all the burnings and bombings, all the lawsuits, and the general bad attitude shown toward the company by various constituencies, McDonald's is fighting back! That's right. Three workers at a New Zealand Mickey D's are accused of assaulting customers who were acting up too much. One guy is still in touch-and-go condition: "According to one witness, he was picked up off the ground and dumped on his head." Did somebody say... you talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME?