TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING?

As usual, PETA's getting ink by brewing up a brouhaha over something pointless. But now that they've made John Madden's fondness for Turducken a national issue, let me just add 2 quick thoughts: 1) Remember, you can't spell "Turducken" without "Turd," unless you cheat and use the alternate, more nonsensical spelling, and 2) what is it these guys have about stuffing one piece of meat up inside another? I mean, really.