BEEF INDUSTRY: DON'T EAT BEEF EVERY DAY

Finally someone's publicly mocking the bogus notion that chicken is a health food. Trouble is, it's the beef industry, whose motivations may be a little suspect. Could this whole campaign possibly be related, as the chicken folks suggest, to the fact that America's per-person beef consumption has fallen 14 percent since 1985? Hmmmmmm. What are they really saying? "We're not telling [people] not to eat chicken, and we're not telling them to eat beef every day," said dietitian Mary Young of the National Cattlemen's Beef Association. You're not? Then what's "For Dinner?"