MUST... HAVE... BEEEEEEEF!

Masaaki Mori entered the Kamisu branch of the the international beef bowl chain at about 9:30 a.m. He ordered a bowl of gyudon, but was turned down as the restaurant had stopped serving the dish at 2 a.m. due to short supply of cheap beef due to the mad cow disease case in the United States. He allegedly became irate, pounding the table and screaming, "What kind of gyudon shop doesn't serve gyudon?" He allegedly hit two customers in the face after they told him to behave. He also pulled a customer's hair, police said.

"What kind of gyudon shop doesn't serve gyudon?" You have to admit it's a damn good question.