FRIED CHICKEN - HEALTH FOOD!

That's what KFC has been saying with a straight face, in so many words.
"Consumers will be surprised to learn they can enjoy fried chicken as part of a healthy, balanced diet," says VP Scott Bergen. Yeah, they might be surprised the can enjoy dirt as part of a healthy, balanced diet too - as long as they just eat a tiny amount. But now the FTC is seriously reviewing CSPI's complaint of "deceptive and misleading" against KFC, who now says, coincidentally, that the three-week-old campaign has run long enough and is about to be replaced. Maybe there are some limits, after all...