IF YOU DRINK, DON'T GO LOW-CARB

That, at least, would be the logical conclusion drawn from an apology by Bill Singer, an assitant with the New York Mets. This bozo mocked a Chinese-American man for his heritage, repeatedly pressing him on where he was "from," then launched into singsong gibberish as if to imitate Chinese speech. "Singer told Mets general manager Jim Duquete that he was on a low-carbohydrate diet, which didn't react well when he drank alcohol." Victims of racism, it turns out, also don't always react well.