LIFE'S A BREEZE, AND THEN YOU DIE HORRIBLY

Awwww... Temple Grandin is so sweet to those poor dumb cows, helping to ensure they're calm and compliant when they get slaughered for her to eat. And her record of improving slaughterhouses - who can argue with that? After all, "One of Grandin’s first projects, Swift’s plant in Greeley, Colo., serves as her showpiece and a laboratory of sorts." Isn't that terrific? Hmm. Greeley, Greeley, why does that sound familiar? Ohhhhh yeah - a little bit after it became Grandin's showpiece/laboratory, it was the site of 2002's fatal E.Coli recall of 19 million pounds of beef and was temporarily shut down months afterward by the USDA because it was still sending out such huge quantities of feces-smeared meat. Hey, great job, Temple! Hope you're eating some of your handiwork there!