I'LL JUST SWITCH TO FISH - EAST ASIAN EDITION
It's bad enough when people here in the West eat fish, given that it's almost always packed with insoluble toxins. But at least it's not like in Shangai, where a fish monger is now in prison for coating every fish he sold with deadly poison "to make it look shinier and more attractive."
And over in Vietnam, a half-million people are estimated to be plagued by worms from eating raw fish. That's parasite worms, not nightcrawlers. But hey, isn't that ironic? Getting worms from eating fish? No. What's ironic is the concept of fish as a "healthy" food.