TEH SOY MADE ME GAY
Oh, man. Where to start? I'm gonna have to come back tomorrow on this. It's just too rich... rich.... RICH!
UPDATE 12/18: Y'know, after thinking about this all weekend, I still haven't got the right comic angle that adds anything to this. It's too much of a perfect gem in and of itself. I will only mention what should be, and I hope is, obvious to all who read the "column" - that the ever-greater male panic at losing men's longstanding meat-eating supremacy in the face of clear, long-term, permanent cultural change almost could not be put in better allegorical terms. Dunno if that was the idea, but if so, well done.