"ANIMAL RESEARCH FOR DUMMIES"

That's the actual title of an in-house publication created by an idiot researcher at the University of Washington who has held onto his job but is prohibited from testing on animals because he decided to play God a few too many times. His infractions - involving experiments he ran without required approval - included "cutting the tips of mouse tails without anesthesia, withholding food from mice without university approval and failing to euthanize mice that were suffering beyond an acceptable level." Maybe he was confused because the level of suffering was acceptable to him. I mean, probably no level of it was acceptable to the mice.