ANOTHER PROBLEM WITH HIGH-PROTEIN DIETS

International silver screen legend Halle Berry explains, "I'm on these protein drinks and the methane gas is shooting out of my butt." So now you know.
UPDATE 11/12: Catherine Zeta-Jones saw that blurb and took immediate action, loudly and publicly denying reports that she's been on the Atkins diet, since she doesn't want to be "made to look as if she is more concerned about her outward appearance than she is with serious health concerns."