Monday, April 12

GOT BREAD?

That's what you'll need - the dead-president kind - if you want to keep drinking milk regularly, and lord knows there's no other way to build healthy bones, is there? But forget about how essential it is to human health - there's finally some big money to be made off of milk, as the massive historical dairy glut has been countered by factors such as Mad Cow and the Posilac ruling. So you'll pay anywhere from $3.15 to $4.00 a gallon for the white stuff this summer. Is that a milk mustache on your face, or did you just do a spit-take?

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