WHEN I GROW UP, I'M GOING TO BOVINE UNIVERSITY!

Oh, this'll be good. Blank Park Zoo in Des Moines is proposing a three million dollar exhibit of farm animals to "teach about modern agriculture, including animal welfare practices and high-tech birthing and breeding techniques." Supposedly "the farm zoo will tell visitors how and why farm animals were domesticated, what they eat and why they are raised the way they are." The guy that answers that last question has the easiest job: He just stands there and every five seconds or so and says: "Greed."