AFTER ALL, VEGETARIANISM IS ALL ABOUT EASE

Six of one...

McClatchy Newspapers: VEGGIE THANKSGIVING ISN'T EASY

Half-dozen of the other...

USA Today: "Thanksgiving is kind of like the final exam at Le Cordon Bleu. These [turkeys] are not easy things to cook. It doesn't get any harder."

So it looks like the basic problem here is Thanksgiving, not whether it's veggie, no?